State of the Union Drinking Game

OK here it is. Thanks to everyone who contributed ideas and to the Huffington Post (and Dave Brown) for letting me steal some as well.

1) Every time Obama pauses to read the teleprompter - DRINK until he starts talking again
2) Any time Obama takes responsibility for an issue, CHUG and restart your heart from the shock.
3) Obama mentions Health Care, DRINK
4) Obama mentions a campaign promise that is no where near fruition, DRINK (ex: Closing Guantamo, creating jobs, closing the partisan gap, the list goes on and on so use your discretion)
5) Obama says "reform", DRINK
6) Obama says "jobs" DRINK
7) Everytime he says "the previous administration" DRINK and throw things at the television
8) Obama says "change" DRINK, then ask "WHERE IS THIS FREAKIN CHANGE YOU PROMISED??"
9) Obama says "let me clear" DRINK
10) Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over, DRINK
(thanks Huffington Post)
11) Nancy Pelosi's surgically altered face cracks from smiling, DRINK and roll around on the floor laughing.
12) When you hear the word "bailout", DRINK, then immediately purge.
13) If Obama says "i'm working hard to keep this country safe" take a sip, then spit it out as you crack up laughing
14) If Obama says "i'm fighting for you" take a shot. If you actually believe him take 2 (thanks again Huffington Post)